• Pants shall be worn high enough not to show your underwear at all games.
• Jewelry is allowed, but only if tasteful and does not present a danger to the person sitting next to you.
• Your eating area shall be cleaned after any post-game meal in a restaurant; food fights with the other team's parents are prohibited.
• Only those persons who get above a 90% or above on the yearly referee test may yell at the referee; only those with an IQ of less than 30 may yell at a coach.
• You do not need to genuflect in the presence of a coach; a curtsey or slight bow is all that is necessary.
• There shall be no foul language, birdcalls, peacocking, goosing or ruffling of feathers during games.
• At no time shall you make derogatory comments towards the opposition, as they may be a distant relative.
• Long balls to the opposition are not to be complimented with "oohs" and "aahs" on the length and height of the pass; however, short, precision passes that may lead to a long ball to an open teammate can be applauded.
• And last, but not least, you are mandated to have some fun this season. Everyone else will.